Library Girl Thread

[MooseMaster]

Hey, I'm going to take Japanese too... so if you happen to go to UM then hey ... you won't be the only Western guy in there. But what Eastern person would take Japanese? They already know it!

[TBone]

What, you mean unlike all the Chinese, Taiwanese, or Cantonese people in my Chinese classes? They take them because they need to brush up on the language, they never learned to write it, or they only learned English because their parents wanted them to have an advantage in the US.

[Robby]

my girlfiend is chinese.<br>so i have yellow fever too.<br>but i got somewhere with it.<br>and i don't drool at her or her friends.<br>thats just rude.

[MooseMaster]

God damn it!<br>I never even got to talk to her! We said hi, but then the Youth Group lesson started early and I had to leave early. We locked eyes for about 3 seconds as I was getting up to leave, but that was the extend of our communication. God doesn't me want to date her, I just KNOW it!

[MooseMaster]

Youth Group was the BEST tonight! It was some kind of test your abilities thing, but it was really fun. 'She' was there, and some guy she seemed pretty fond of. But the point is, we played football, and little do people know I'm VERY good at football, despite my appearance. Well this oaf was obviously some kind of jock and I just wiped the floor with him. I stripped the ball right out of his hands 3 times and on two kick offs I got the ball right up, 2 feet from the in-zone, and a couple touch-downs involving an interception or two. I even tackled his ass and threw him on the floor! But suffice it to say after about 10 minutes of football she wasn't cheering for him so much anymore. At the end of the night I had her yelling at him to leave! LOL! It was the best night! I don't think he was her boyfriend, no physical contact what so ever the entire night, but there was something, at the beginning of the night anyway. Now I know I can make her think twice about other guys! She even told one of the team captains to pick me for the team she was on! When we were all leaving she said "Good night, James" in the cutest voice, same one she uses to say "Hi JAMES!"<br><br>But I've found out I'm not longer 'junior-high-ish' attracted to her. It's turned into a mature, subtle attraction; a LOT healthier. <br><br>I want to call her because I know EXACTLY how it would go.<br><br>"He 'name', it's james."<br>"Oh, Hi JAMES! So, what's up." (ugh, that is EXACTLY what she'd say)<br>"Nothing, just thought you and I could get together some time."<br>"Well, James ... I have a boyfriend."<br>"Well, 'name', you see: the problem is, I'm not interested in your boyfriend. I'm interested ... in you."<br>"James ... I don't know."<br>"I know you were attracted to me at one time. Why don't you give it a shot. One date couldn't make a difference ... or maybe it could, for the better."<br>"I don't know ... james. Well, where would you want to go if I said yes?"<br>"Ice skating, have you ever been ice skating before, 'name.' You'd love it."<br><br>Okay, that's it. And she says yes, and that soudns EXACTLY like her, I'm not embelishing at all. That's what would happen. It's too bad my hand gets kind of sweaty before I can punch in the last digit of her phone number. <br><br><br>I'm getting way too comfortable with you guys. But none of my real life friends are online enough. Hope you don't mind.

[paul]

see? its good to talk about it on here.

[Robby]

oh dear children. its time for you to brave the big bright sunshine outside and spend less time here.<br>particularly if you have amassed 5000 posts in the last 6 months or so.

[paul]

hey, that took me years you know. anyway, i'm saving 5000 for something... probably my review of spiderman/attack of the clones... or library girl developments.

[MooseMaster]

Okay, I've finally gotten some info on her boyfriend! Yeah! This is getting to be so much fun! I'm going to take my sweat time with this now. It's going to be SO MUCH FUN! ACK, I'm starting to like this 'dating game' (as it were).<br><br>I'm beginning to think my 'sweat heart' is little miss pimpette, hehe. I'm going to lay this on so thick now... just you watch! I'll have her doubting everything I can in a matter of months (I only see her once a week if I'm LUCKY)!<br><br>Heehee, I'm grinning from ear to ear right now ;D. I know I got her to doubt a lot of things just last night, but now that I know the cards in her hand I can anticipate and trump at will. Nothing I do around her anymore won't be planned or for a reason. ACK! SO MUCH FUN! ;D ;D<br><br>But I've got to wait another week to put this plan into motion. All the more time to plan, my pretty... yes, Yes, YES! Muahahaha. (still grinning like the Grench on Christmas day!) ;D

[MooseMaster]

Hehe, next time I see her I'm going to walk up to her as confident as a smug brit with a huge grin on my face and say "how you doin' " in a Joey (from Friends) voice and just keep on walking by without even waiting for an answer. It's going to be HILARIOUS!<br><br>I'm going to make it painfully obvious to her that when she dumps her BF there's going to be something better waiting. And I'm going to have the best time doing it, too!<br><br>(Yup, still grinning like the Grench an hour and a half later ;D)

[MooseMaster]

As I'm walking away she turns to look at me leaving and says "I've got a boyfriend, James!" I half turn my head with this same grin on my face and say "and?" and still keep on walking. <br>ACK! SO MUCH FUN! I'm a swav mofo!

[paul: deceased]

"Hehe, next time I see her I'm going to walk up to her as confident as a smug brit with a huge grin on my face and say "how you doin' " in a Joey (from Friends) voice and just keep on walking by without even waiting for an answer. It's going to be HILARIOUS!"<br><br>oh god, didnt that 'hilarious joke' die a few years ago? man... you might as well say "yeah baby! groovy!"... jeez, moose.<br><br>suave? no you aint. you're a fool james, and whats with all this doubting nonsense? doubt what? that you're sane? yeah, okay...

[MooseMaster]

LOL! Paul, do you just want me to not talk about my personal life? You always get real hostile, like you think I'm trying to be better than you or something. My point is to be a dork and act dumb... ugh. Why can't you people build each other up? You've always got to act so rude and put-upon!

[go moose!!]

you're gonna act like a dork? well, you're a master at that, sir.<br><br>oh yeah... GO MOOSE! **** THIS BITCH! POST THE NEKKED PICTURES! YEAH! etc...

[Robby]

this is just sad.  <br>its threads like this that show me no matter hoe much of a loser i feel, there are always people like moose below me.