Golf Balls

[Chris Edwards]

Any golfers here?<br><br>Any of you tried the new Pro V1 Titleist golf balls?. they kick some serious butt. But at $50/dozen.. ouch.<br><br>

[Matt Keys]

I seen a golfer once...I beat him up:)<br><br>j/k, Golfing is not that bad..

[jongjungbu]

I use to Golf. About 5 years ago.<br>My Dad always wonders what I do then on Wednesdays when all the doctors and dentists go out golfing and I do not.

[Moose or Chuck]

golf sucks, hit a ball. walk. hit a ball. walk. hit a ball...

[jongjungbu]

Exactly.<br>That's why I quit.<br>Tennis was a bit more cardiovascular. I felt tired aftewards with less time.

[Digby]

I played a lot of golf in my 20's, but then I got tired of waiting.  You had to wait to tee off, then wait for some gomer to spend 10 mins looking for a ball he hit into the woods.  Forget it.  I'd like to go out there with a portable golf ball cannon and try to hit the green in 1.  That would be cool... BOOM!<br><br>Here's a golfing joke I heard last week...<br><br>The police arrived and found a woman dead on her living room floor with a golf club next to her body.  They asked the husband,<br><br>"Is this your wife?"<br><br>"Yes," he replied.<br><br>"Did you kill her?"<br><br>"Yes," he replied.<br><br>"It looks like you struck her eight times with this 3-iron - Is that correct?"<br><br>"Yes," he replied, "...but put me down for a five."<br><br>

[suchiaruzu]

I've heard about a new sport - "Cross Golfing". Sounds like fun, you just need an old golf club, some balls and a place where you can play. Not important where.<br>You seek for a target, maybe a traffic sign and the one who hits it first is the winner. Then you seek the next target, and after playing you might go to a port and try hitting the ships...

[Moose or Chuck]

Golf rules. You get to hit a ball as hard you as can towards your opponents caddy. Then just tap it in. tap tap tap it in. *in adam sandler voice*

[jongjungbu]

For some reason it just sounded funnier the first time...

[RavenRay]

Miniture golf I can stand.  Now regular golf, sorry.  Can't stand it.  You take the Clubs and ball away and all you gots is walking.  Or a fun go kart adventure.

[Jaybot]

Waaaaallk?  What's that?  I think I've walked on a golf course by accident once, but never on purpose during a round of golf.  I always got to drive carts around... of course when it's 120 degrees F outside, it's a little too hot to do anything but die outside.

[jongjungbu]

Dry heat or humid heat?

[Jaybot]

at 120 degrees F, it doesn't matter if it's dry or humid, .. even when it's dry you don't sweat you just start to have salt appear on your skin...<br><br>although now that you mention it, monsoon season just started, and i feel like I peed my pants every time I walk outside.

[RavenRay]

lol!

[Moose or Chuck]

120 f, kill yourself. Jeez, thats horrible