Library Girl Thread

[James S]

[Paul]

[Paul]

moose, upload your voice. i have a sneaking suspicion of how it will sound.

[James S]

I have a cold right now I'll have to see if I want to. Email me jamessonne(at)email.com

[Paul]

whats to email? just send a little mp3 or something to my email address or put it on your site. stinkin bum.

[James S]

I lost all of my contacts, bum, so I don't have your email anymore. Email me your email address.

[Paul]

[Warren]

So, it was Saturday, and I was walking out of class to my car to go home (from Worcester State College). In my class, there's this INSANELY hot Russian chic, and OMG, you just can't imagine (I think I've mentioned this here before...). Anyway, me and her walked out together, chitchating a little. By pure luck, out of this giant parking lot, she had parked next to me. She saw my car, and grimaced. I said it's a special edition, and she just said "nice", but in the most sarcastic voice EVER. I mean, I don't think I've really ever met a girl that didn't like my car! (99% of the people that don't like my car are bigass macho guys in pickup trucks). This was pretty awkward, and I think completely lost any chance I had with her... Pfft, and she drives this crap box Toyota...

[Warren]

OPEN SESAME!! Oh, I mean, APPEAR!

[Paul]

hahaha i dont even have a fucking car. i cant even drive, dawg. you're still a loser for having such a lame ass car though.

[James S]

You already asked her out last Valentines Day and she turned you down, remember?

But girls like guys that don't take themselves TOO seriously. Having a car like that... I'd say most women would take that to say you're a fun and playful guy. Don't worry about the one girl that doesn't. She's lame anyway.

There's this girl in my English class... I thinking of trying to hook up with her. No, this is a different one than the one I mentioned two pages ago. This one sits across and down two seats from me. I think she showed some interest in me. But either way, I just feel like getting the rush of the first date again.

I dressed like a skater dude today for some reason. I don't know, I just threw stuff on and walked out of the room without even noticing. It felt SO GOOD to NOT NOTICE what I looked like. ... When you were a kid, like in Elementary school, do you ever remember looking in the mirror? I never did. Sure I stood infront of it, but I never cared what was in it. It would be so awesome to live like that, to not care what is in the mirror. That's going to be my life's goal, to not care what's in the mirror.

[Warren]

This is a different Russian chic, this one will be called "college Russian chic". This one is hotter, smarter, and is still learning English.

[James S]

Oh? I know all the foreign exchange students here at Sewanee. Got a Japanese girl, a Tokyo guy, a Spanish girl, a Ukranian girl, a French guy, a Spanish guy (the girl's boyfriend, actually, she followed him here. Lovely romantic story, especially if you hear it with a Spanish accent.), and my roommate from Sudan, and some weird guy that looks German, talks like he's Swedish, but walks like he's from New Jersey I haven't figured him out yet, but he definitely ain't a duck.

[Paul]

that cant be all can it? we had a million japs and yanks at our place.

[Warren]

We have none this year, only 1 that stayed the whole year last year, a German girl. We do have foreigners though, but not through an exchange program, they moved here, ones from Russia, France, England, and Madagascar. Oh, and me! Israel.