by mountainfrog » Feb 22, 2004 @ 9:52pm
An Ode to My Asus A716
(if you were mine)
Oh Asus, my Asus, your TFT screen shines bright and fair
Your silver casing in my hands reminds me how much I care
For my sleek and lightweight Asus, you go with me everywhere.
Your 400MHz processor easily handles all I am asking
Always fast, always on, always multi-tasking
Movies, music, gaming, while in the sunlight basking.
Browsing the web with your 802.1b, checking my daily mail,
Connecting via BlueTooth, you never seem to fail
To provide me with my data on even the farthest remote mountain trail.
You have Windows Mobile 2003, more stable than all the others
Never will I forget the birthday of my brother.
You help keep appointments, first one then another.
With 64mb of RAM, you have space enough to spare
Install all to main memory, oh do I dare
Including pictures, Pocket maps and games of Solitaire.
In addition to your internal space, you have dual slots for more
An SD slot, a CF slot, all those cool accessories I adore
I can finally upload my MP3s for mobile music galore.
Your 19 hour battery life I believe can’t be beat,
I can WiFi many hours, not a simple feat
I can use you on a camping trip, oh what a treat.
Your infrared allows to beam. I feel like Captain Kirk. (Beam me up, Scotty)
I can covertly change the TV channel and pretend I am doing work
When I asked, I say “Not me” and turn around and smirk.
Oh Asus, my Asus, that is all I have about you.
Goodbye for now, farewell my friend, I bid you all adieu.
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mountainfrog on Feb 22, 2004 @ 11:21pm, edited 1 time in total.