Library Girl Thread

[James S]

older. She's down right witty in a really cute way... it's too bad I don't drink or I'd REALLY like the idea of a Temperance and Opposite Day party. She went to the local drive through liquor store and bought a gallon jug of wine with a screw on top for $11. It's gonna be so foul.


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This is all why I'm so averse to posting about relationship kind of stuff. It changes on such simple whims... but that's when I most need someplace to talk.

[Brig]

Go anyway. You don't have to drink. Pop some caffeine pills. It'll put you in a good mood and make your behavior just as erratic as those who are drinking. Of course, you probably won't be able to get any sleep.

I came close to OD'ing on caffeine yesterday; I really need to watch how many energy drinks and pep pills I have. During an exam, I had to choke back laughter at something that amused me (the hypothetical increase in consumption of children as a good as wealth increases--I was thinking about calling it the Michael Jackson scenario in my essay), which really shouldn't have been all that funny, but the caffeine makes things so much more entertaining than they really are.

I think I'm still feeling the buzz today.

New relationships are hard. It helps to talk.

[James S]

I am going, of course.

Caffeine sounds like a good idea. I don't need sleep, it's the weekend. The five hours of sleep I get each weeknight should pull me through.

I have laughed aloud during a few of my exams... exams are funny things, really; but probably only because we're witty enough to catch them.

[Chad]

Exams are the funniest things for me. I laugh at everyone's faces, nervous gestures, panicked glances around the room knowing that they forgot to study. Ahh good times.

Although I do have a truckload of Cherry Coke before exams...

[sandmann]

Man, last night was insane. Let me first set up a background:

Girl #1 used to like me, we were gonna do somethin, then she dicked me aroun and said 'I'm not ready.' I said fine, fuck it, then a few days later she came running back. I proceeded to ignore her for a few months. She proceeded to obsess over me and cry about me every weekend even though I didn't directly do anything to her.

Then, 6 months later, I started liking Girl #2, one of her best friends. I was at a party with 1 and 2, but 2 was scared of talking to me lest the obsessive-compulsive 1 bitch her out. 1 gives me "the talk" about how she needs "closure" in our "relationship" (we never had a relationship, and I thought 6 months of complete silence was closure enough). So, to give her some closure, I hooked up with Girl #3, another one of her friends, about five minutes later.

But I still liked 2, and so I started hanging out with her, and hooked up with her. 3 started liking me too. But I wanted 2.

So last weekend, 2 said that though she still really liked me, things couldn't work out between us because of the pressure 1 was putting on her (threatening to never talk to her again if she so much as looked at me). Needless to say, I was quite sad.

But last night, I was at a party where all 3 girls were, plus Girl #4, their super hot friend. 2 and 4 were lying on top of me, and I said "the only way this could get better is if we were in my hot tub." 2 said "yeah, let's go!" then surprised the hell out of me by asking "4, do you wanna come, too?" So we all put on our shoes and jackets and left, the three of us. We came back to my house, and, well, needless to say it was a good time.

1 and 3 watched us leave. Maybe this is the "closure" she was looking for (or maybe this was too much for her to take and she will finally stop liking me [read: obsessing over me]). I think 3 would probably take it pretty well.

Point being, I needed something like this after 2 said nothing would work out last week. I just didn't expect it to be THIS good.

Thought I'd balance the thread out with some good news in one of my rare 'girl posts.'

[edit] Legend: ranking of hotness
Girl # 2 -- 9.3/10
Girl # 4 -- 9.2/10
Girl # 1 -- 8.6/10
Girl # 3 -- 7.8/10
...And I'm a very, very tough grader.

[Bjorn Keizers]

[Andy]

[sandmann]

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