j. edwards, we really should team up for a game some time... Between your obvious wit and my, uh, perhaps less obvious wit, I think we could get PPC owners to bust a gut easily
(Then we'd REALLY need some fine-print)
Perhaps "Kremlac & Gentoo vs. The Evil Ducklets Imperium"?
...and so I said to Mr. Gates: "$640 billion should be enough for anyone!"