by David Horn » May 23, 2005 @ 12:45pm
Oh God... is nowhere safe from Big Brother?!!
Read in strong Geordie accent:
"And today on PocketMatrix tensions are runnin' high as readers commit suicide over the possibility of someone sitting near them on a bus watchin' Big Brother."
Crosswind technique: "Using your peripheral vision, react to body movements, gasps, groans, and shouts from the other side of the cockpit, and always remember that it's better to be lucky than good."