To All Americans

[Caesar]

Today is the day of the great Turkey Feast. Happy Thanksgiving. Be thankful our forum is still alive and kicking even if it is still in critical condition.

[Jaybot]

Nice unintended wordplay. I was in the hospital all day.

Happy thanksgiving.

[Dan East]

Turkey-carving accident? Seriously though, everything okay?

Dan East

[FragUPlenty]

happy turkey day

[Jaybot]

Apparently ridiculously high-blood pressure combined with something gastro-intestinal... which would explain the chest pains and the puking nonstop.

They gave me some drugs and told me to go to a specialist on monday.

The good news is, they let me out of the hospital

[benkenobi0]

That sucks, Jaybot. (Puking nonstop is horrible... I've had that symptom before, heh..)

[Maf54]

[Dan East]

[Jaybot]

I considered food poisoning on Tuesday morning.

When it wasn't getting any better by Thursday afternoon, I thought I'd go and get it checked out.

Considering I still have the symptoms, I think I can rule out food poisoning.

[chuck]

It's AIDS!

[Caesar]

It may just be your body telling you that you're in yurope and you need to come on home.

[Brig]

Hope you get well soon, Jaybot.

[sandmann]

Yeah, good luck with that. I hope you feel better soon.

[Jaybot]

Thanks.

I'm much better now. I went to a gastroenterologist... or something. He checked out my innards, and suggested I had some aliens living inside me.

So he prescirbed me some alien killers, and I'm supposed to take them everyday for a month and check back with him.

[refractor]

Murdering alien killer!