Discussion on spam attacks.

[randall]

The point is that it's the cold war all over again. That got us nowhere for nearly 50 years.<br><br>So China invades Taiwan... are we going to nuke the shit out of China?<br><br>I have a better idea. How about spending some time to develop a long term relationship with China. Christ, we only opened relations with them less than a year ago.<br><br>If you don't trust someone, are you likely to be a friend or foe? The arms race is only geared to develop mistrust.<br><br>I don't care how many bombs we build. We can't MAKE China respect us. We have to earn it.

[Moose or Chuck]

why don't we just get some good intellegence efforts going and find where they keep there nukes, invade there ass, dissmantle  the nukes, and then start a democratic government there ahhhhhh much better idea. Or just bomb the poop out of there missle silos. Sure sounds bad but i think if we had  good military planning it would work.

[Chris Edwards]

Why don't you all just move to Canada. Than you can have a french prime minister (like a president). It would rule.. we have a lot of room in the territories and Nunavut. You could live with the Eskimo's.<br>

[randall]

Yeah, backbacon and tucs, eh? We could all be like hosers and drink beer all day, eh?<br><br>Or maybe we could become mounties like Dudley DooRight.<br><br>Do I have to learn French?<br><br>What other Canadian stereotype can I think of...<br><br>Actually I like Canada; it's very different than the US. It's almost like a different country!~

[Moose or Chuck]

i wonder why?

[Chris Edwards]

I'm not a lumberjack, <br>or a fur trader... <br>and I don't live in an igloo <br>or eat blubber, or own a dogsled... <br>and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, <br>although I'm certain they're really, really nice. <br>I have a Prime Minister, <br>not a President. <br>I speak English and French, <br>NOT American. <br>and I pronouce it 'ABOUT', <br>NOT 'A BOOT'. <br><br>I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack. <br>I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing. <br>DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation, <br>AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL. <br>A TOQUE IS A HAT, <br>A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH, <br>AND IT IS PRONOUCED 'ZED', NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!!! <br><br>CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS! <br>THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY! <br>AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA! <br><br><br>- you probably have to live in Canada to get that TV commercial.. or you can download it from our multimedia section ...<br>MY NAME IS JOE!! <br>AND I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!!

[Chris Edwards]

oh yah... I don't speak french

[randall]

LOL. I'll have to check out that commercial.

[randall]

I have never seen that commercial. It must be strictly Canadian. We Do have Molsen though.

[Chris Edwards]

Molson has some pretty cool commercials.. they have another one (i think we have it on the site) where this american is dissing this canadian in an office. watch the clip to find out what happens..

[Chris Edwards]

I guess we don't have it on our site... i think we used to.. anyways.. here's the adcritic link:<br><br><br><br>Last modification: Chris Edwards - 05/08/01 at 19:36:22

[randall]

Boy, that site is real slow.<br><br>PocketMatrix.com is much faster- I was watching the hi-res "I am Canadian" commercial as it downloaded.

[Robotbeat]

I like this song. It's funny. Don't worry, this American band makes fun of America and its lazy people with their lawyers even more. The band is Five Iron Frenzy. The song is Oh, Canada. That is the song, if you want to hear it. It's more funny when you hear it. This is a pretty long list of stereotypes...<br><br>Welcome to Canada, it's the Maple Leaf State. Canada, oh Canada it's great! The people are nice and they speak French too. If you don't like it, man, you sniff glue. The Great White North, their kilts are plaid, Hosers take off, it's not half bad. I want to be where yaks can run free, Where Royal Mounties can arrest me. Let's go to Canada, let's leave today, Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait. They've got trees, and mooses, and sled dogs, Lots of lumber, and lumberjacks, and logs! We all think it's kind of a drag, That you have to go there to get milk in a bag. They say "eh?" instead of "what?" or "duh?" That's the mighty power of Canada. I want to be where lemmings run into the sea, Where the marmosets can attack me. Let's go to Canada, let's leave today, Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait. Please, please, explain to me, How this all has come to be, We forgot to mention something here. Did we say that William Shatner is a native citizen? And Slurpees made from venison, That's deer. Let's go to Canada, let's leave today, Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.