I'm Feckin Screwed

[Moose or Chuck]

My computer is dead. DEAD!!! i can't use my dsl, i can't connect to webpages. Everything loads super slow. WHY? I HAVE NO F UCKING CLUE MY COMPUTER IS FUC KED. GOD Fu CKKING DAMNIT AGGGG GHHH!!!!!!! I have format and start over. There goes all my priceless warez. God i'm screwed. And to make things worse the new fan i put in my power supply is the loudest mother fecking thing i've ever heard. Time for mom and dad to buy a new power supply. Shit SHIT crap fu ck poo urine ass . My computer SUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jongjungbu]

That's how I felt about my Cassioepeia last nite.

[Paul]

you're the queen of warez and you dont have a cdr drive?

[Matt Keys]

Paul, thats exactly what I was thinking. I mean damn chuck, just burn all your stuff. In fact there is a program you can get that backs up your hard drive on cd-r's

[Moose or Chuck]

That's vengence for having warez an pr0n on your computer. God is talking to you, Chuck. Take heed before you are smitten.

[jongjungbu]

I was gonna say all that. But I think Moose put it pretty nicely too.<br><br>

[Paul]

the only way warez could be related to pc problems is because its dodgy

[jongjungbu]

Dodge'Em was a cool Atari game.

[Diego Cueva]

Just imagine the amount of viruses that his PC had and you will know why it died... lol.

[Moose or Chuck]

No, his computers got viruses because Chuck bought one of those ... things ... from that website that 999 had the grace to reveal to us.

[Moose or Chuck]

Okay, i have no viruses. Second i have a 16/10/32 cd-rw drive. Third, that WONT FUCKING HELP!!!!! U can't back up stuff thats already installed stupid fucks. Most of my warez i don't still have the zips for. Sure i have already copied anything that can be copied over to my d and e drives. And i don't want to ghost my hardrive, thats the problem in the first place. i have to much shit installed. My computer is like a fucking labyrinth when u try to find things. Thats why it runs slow, thats why its shitty. God fuck shit damnit cunt crap poo. And moost god can suck my left testicle. If he was really a coo guy he would have just flashed a blue screen, Ed stop being a stupid heretic and delete this bullcrap before i come downstairs and kick your ass. but nope instead he's gotta be all melodramatic and just make the shit crash. You know whats even better, i replaced the fan on my crappy power supply, and the fan i put on sounds like a fuckin 1920's prop plane BRRHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! its so loud. Well sounds like its time for the 'rent's to go buy a new power supply.

[Paul]

what a fag. you're some kind of super-warez-d00d and you dont even keep the original zips after you d/l... bah!

[Diego Cueva]

yeah, he´s not my hero anymore

[Paul]

in fact, you're starting to sound like some kind of lame teenage hax0r wannabe

[Moose or Chuck]

iguess, other than the fact that, i know and hang out with alot of the people taht provide the warez you download for you ppc, and i used to actually rip videos for #movieszero, until the rest of the rippers got busted by the mpaa. If you don't believe me get onto dal-net and talk to zin. He's the one who gave me aop and shit in #movieszero. You kids don't even know tha half of what i've done. I've been slackin of and all of a sudden i'm a noob haxor. WTF. I think its what happens to most of the good rippers and distros, ppl get tired of being doubted and non repsected and harassed by various government agencies and decide to chill.