Attack of the Clones

[Paul]

well done moose, um... maggie. now you've spoiled everything.

[Digby]

Jay, can you give me the plans for one of those cross thingees?  I'm going to crucify Jar Jar Binks.<br><br>

[Keira]

You go Digby, You go!<br>Jar Jar Binks Sux<br>Pocketmatrix rulez<br>MZGuy took my spot, you suck<br>Star Wars Rox~

[RavenRay]

Wow Jaybot....that was deep.  Word!

[Paul]

ravenray thinks hes the fresh prince of bel-air...

[Luciano U. Werner]

Can't believe you watch that Paul.

[Paul]

its da bomb, man.

[Diego Cueva]

yeah~

[Luciano U. Werner]

Weren't you throwing stones at "Friends"? But Fresh Prince...have mercy.

[Paul]

Typical Friends Episode:<br>*'cool' 'hip' music plays*<br><br>crappy overhyped actress: shoot! ten guys fancy me, what do i do?!<br><br>*'cool' 'hip' music plays*<br><br>terrible actor with stupid voice: duh, mary me rachel... yuk, yuk<br><br>*'cool' 'hip' music plays*<br><br>'dumb italian' stereotype: eh! whatsa matta youa! i'm a shitty actor PLAYING a shitt actor! how clever! eh!...<br><br>*'cool' 'hip' music plays*<br><br>'zany' blonde: hey everyone, narf, i'm here so the other can laugh at my 'crazy' life, poit. let me just have my brothers baby... oingy boingy, that sounds funny! tee-hee!!<br><br>*'cool' 'hip' music plays*<br><br>typical nerd character: hey guyz, i'm the guy nerds idntify with, except women love me. hmm... thats not right. i know, i'll make frequent remarks about my dad being gay and leaving te family  to make people think i'm dealing with a serious issue!!<br><br>*'cool' 'hip' music plays*<br><br>standard 'tidy' flatmate: hey everyone, its me, that guy from 'the odd couple'! no, wait, sorry, i'm monica. today i'll get a turkey stuck on my head and continue some useless 'rivalry' with my waste-o-space brother...<br><br>*'cool' 'hip' music plays*<br>The End<br><br>whoa, theres a whole season of material there...

[Luciano U. Werner]

And pray tell me, how on Earth can Fresh Prince be better then that crap?!?!?<br>Paul, you should watch more Discovery.<br>lol

[Jaybot]

I like Friends.

[Paul]

fresh prince deals with issues not "ooh my giant manhatten apartments so dirty, i'm having a baaaahd hair day, a duck and a chicken are shitten everywhere and i got a date comin round any minute!!"

[Jaybot]

I like Fresh Prince too, but Friends is wittier (if you understand american english, it must make absolutely no sense to you brits).  

[Paul]

and they got, what was it, a million dollars an episode?!?<br><br>none of them can act, courtney cox being the only one to be in 'okay' films... man they stink.