Library Girl Thread

[Pam]

[Paul]

[Warren]

Guess what happened today! GUESS WHAT HAPPENED!! AHHH! Well, here's what happened. It was French class, I had all my Valentine's Day junk in my bag, and was thinking of how to give it to my chic, but the teacher was pissed off, and wouldn't let us do anything. Then, half-way through, we got to work on our projects, so I got to go to a computer lab. By mere chance, when I walked out the room, my chic walked out previously and was at her locker getting something. I stopped at her locker, and gave her the stuff, even the dog. She was so thrilled! She gasped and said "oh my god! That's soooo sweet!" and kept on saying "oh how sweet!" and stuff. She said she didn't have time yesterday to print out some Valentine's Day stuff, and that she'll be giving me something tomorrow. The incident was so satisfying and perfect, I was on top of the world! I wasn't nervous at any point, so I'm over that now. My friend that I was fighting with over her witnessed the incident, and punched me a lot afterwards, but like I cared, I was WAAAYYY too happy!! Plus his hands are quite chubby, so it didn't hurt at all, and we're still friends of course. My friend got a flower from someone, and it said "you know me, I'm in 3 of your classes". Being hopeful, he thought it was from my chic, so I was quite nervous. Later on in the day, I found out that it wasn't from her, it was from a screwed-up girl that says she "sees Jesus all the time". He doesn't know that yet, it'll be so much fun watching him suffer. AND I got a trillion times closer to getting my chic! And she said she'll be giving me something tomorrow, hopefully something....like a kiss? Who knows, all I know is that I LOVE VALENTINE'S DAY!

[Courtney White]

no shit?! congrats warren.

i've been trying to get this girl to go out with me for like 3 years ... i've asked her out 3 times, but she always had a boyfriend at the time. im not sure if she doesn't like me, or if it was just because she had a boyfriend? we are really good friends, so.. i almost beat up her boyfriend once , but it was for an unrelated reason.

well, if warren has the guts to go through with it ... maybe i should too (again)

[Paul]

i dunno... when i hear stuff like 'its so sweet' that sounds like a "i dont need this shit, coz i dont 'like you like you' but i do 'like you as a friend' so i'll say something nice" you know, like its a generic 'than you' thing... oh well, i've seen too much 'american teen drama' i guess...

if she really liked it she would've at least given you a peck on the cheek wouldnt she? i mean, you did give her a lot of stuff, not just a flimsy card we're talkin about here...

anyways 'congrats' and stuff. i wonder what she'll give you...

[Courtney White]

maybe she'll give ya some Sweet lov'n.

i don't know, you'll see tomarrow

[Village_Ideot]

Paul is just upset cuz he has NO LUCK WITH HIS GIRL because HE HASN'T THE TESTICLES TO EVEN TALK TO HER

[Paul]

of course i'm upset that i'm too pussy to talk to her. thats not the reason i said what i did. i really meant it. 'sweet' is often used in that way. and she didnt even kiss him. oh well...

[Village_Ideot]

yea you actually do have a valid point...look now you've gotten me feeling all sympathetic for you!!! AUGH its all part of your master scheme!!!

[James S]

I'd have to agree with Paul. And I told that same excuse to three people today when they got me something and I didn't give them anything: "OH! That's so thoughtful of you! I'm sorry I don't have anything for you, I didn't get a chance yesterday afternoon to get anything together. Please forgive me!" and I really don't like the girls that gave me junk.
I've been in all of these traps before. Girls have said "THat's soooooo sweet" to me a lot. My friend says that to me all the time, actually, because i always sweet talk her and am nice to her religiously. Of course, once when we went out to dinner with both our mother's, she and I went back to the car early and got into the back seat together and I did some particularly chivalrous things for her during dinner and she put her hand on my arm and looked deep into my eyes and said "James, don't ever change..." "I wouldn't dream of it," I replied in an equally deep and meaningful voice. Then our parents opened the doors and we kind of both bolted upright. Of course she's always had a boyfriend too, even then.
So girls can be quite seductive, ESPECIALLY when they don't want to be. So Warren, I just don't want you to get overly excited or hopeful. Each girl has different means, but they're all the same in that they're different and cryptic.

[Warren]

Hey, the way she looked at me with that smile, I got 'er.

Paul, she's Russian, not American, and Russian chics are a trillion times more intelligent than Americans, and much more mature.

Courtney White, YOU'RE A GUY! But, but, but, but...your name...it's Courtney! Ummm, it's a girl's name...

Moose, I'm pretty sure she likes me, and don't tell me she doesn't, because I don't want to think about that right now, I'm happy! YAY! It's true she didn't kiss me, maybe she just had to think it over, or really wanted eat the chocolates? Or... AH! I don't know! It would have been my first, and anyway, if she did, my friend would have exploded in a rampage, which would actually be very funny! I don't know, we'll see tomorrow. But I don't have French tomorrow! Hmm, the only time would be in the corridors. Her locker is on the third floor, so I could routinely stroll past her locker in the morning, and see if she calls me over. God damn it! I could actually get my first kiss tomorrow!

Jewish God: Sup Warren, so you gave yer stuff to yer chic?

Warren: Yup, she loved it! But Moose here is saying this "sweet" thing may be an excuse, but I don't think so, I know her well enough, and she doesn't make stuff up like that, remember what happened the second time I asked her out?

Jewish God: Do I remember?? Yeah! She shot you down like an ass! LOL, there was nothing "sweet" about that one!

Warren: Oy! But hey, third time's a charm...

Jewish God: Hey, maybe you'll get that, *clears throat* first *coughs* kiss *gags* tomorrow?

Warren: Hey, ya never know. Hey can you do anything for Paul and his library girl?

Jewish God: Umm, maybe. Do you want me to shoot an arrow into her ass?

Warren: Yeah, right in the crack!

Jewish God: Ahh, that's where the "love spot" is.

Warren: What?!? A "love spot" in the butt crack?

Jewish God: Yup.

Warren: AAAAHHHHHH! *runs*

Jewish God (to self): Silly little idiot.



Editted:
Oh, she also said a bunch of stuff like "you're so wonderful Warren", and other stuff. But the big thing was, NO ONE gave her anything besides me. I mean, if I was the only person to give anything to, she better not be that picky to say no to the only person that gave her anything! Damn, I'd like to be that stuffed dog right now, I wonder what she's doing with it..., or maybe she's telling the dog what she's gonna give to me tomorrow, and the dog wants to be me!! Well, I gotta do a TON of history homework, about the Crusades, how exciting. But I'll be doing it with a smily on my face!! I made her laugh a lot when giving her the stuff. On the card, I wrote her name on the envelope, but I tried to put it in the middle, but somehow I wrote it upside down and sideways on the side of the envelope, and I pointed that out when I gave it to her, and she laughed. Also with the chocolate flower, I made her laugh. Wow, chics are great, but can be financially burdening...and I like to be financially sound and stable, I'm saving for a new computer... Hey, maybe she'll be impressed by my money handling skills, that's something they look for if they're gonna marry you. Hey, why do we have to impress the chic? and the chic doesn't have to impress us? We have to do everything for them. Oh well, it's worth it!! Well, she did impress me, when she said that her Russian was almost as good as her English. I was very impressed, and EXTREMELY jealous... Well, I do know 2 Russian phrases, "da" means yes, and "Komitet Gorudarstvennoi Bezopasnasti" means the Committee of the State (I just did a report on the KGB, that's how I know). Well, I really gotta do my history homework, maybe the next time I post here, I'll be even happier than I am right now!

[Courtney White]

ok ... do i have to kill you Warren?

it's old english, you stupid bastard!!!!

no, im just kidding ... but where did that come from?

[Village_Ideot]

whoah warren that was good stuff

[Warren]

What? Isn't Courtney traditionally a girl's name? No offense of course, but isn't it? I have a female friend whose name is Courtney. Oh, I have another MALE friend whose name is Cortland, Cort for short, you should call yourself Cort.

[Courtney White]

ya ... you should look at some of the other names that have been femalised.

its an old english name, from biblical times.