by CARPEDIEM » Mar 8, 2002 @ 6:12pm
Nonsense. Most of the posts here are made by kids who never did anything in their lives, and what is even sorry, by real grown ups that have nothing better to do that hang out in forums with their sorry lives bitching at other people's work and not doing any work of their own.
So whatever man, it was funny reading all this junk. But i'm done with it. It kind of feels good to be the center of discussion, it makes me feel important and shit. So stop flattering me and quit talking about me and the team when you don't know us. I know i'm pretty much the reason of why you guys keep on living and don't simply jump off a building, I do understand that at lunch, breakfast and dinner all you ever do is talk about me and how much the game sucks. I know i'm the reason why your girlfriend dumped you for another guy (an even more sorry guy than you), it's understandable she got tired of listenting to you guys talk about me.
So basically i KNOW i'm almighty god to you guys, so i guess i'll just have to write up my commandments to you guys:
1) Thou shall be productive and do stuff of your own
2) Thou shall mind your own business
3) Thou shall stop talking about things you don't understand
4) Thou shall stop hitting refresh all day on this forum.
5) Thou shall not have sexual fantasies with your god, only thou sister shall
6) Thou shall get your hemorroids treated
7) Thou shall never speak the name of God or Holy John in vain
8) Thou shall take a bath at least once a year
9) Thou shall stop playing kiddie videogames if you are over 30 years old.
10)Thou shall GET A LIFE
Ohh, i almost forgot, screw you lamers.
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CARPEDIEM on Mar 8, 2002 @ 6:47pm, edited 2 times in total.