Library Girl Thread

[RICoder]

tell me that is not really moose's site...

please...

(there's a java null-pointer exception on it too...har har)

[Paul]

hey, you know what, this worked for niles and daphne right? RIGHT?

well, just a thought...

[Warren]

Ok, I have a problem here guys, can you help me? Ok, you all know that I want this Russian chic, but it seems like I frickin' don't have a chance now. There's this other girl in 3 of my classes, who was my second choice since the beginning, but I don't know. I think she likes me... and I know she wants a boyfriend, but I don't know. Her fingers are always bleeding, and it makes me so nautious, I'm not like Moose who gets superhuman strength when people are bleeding. Then there's that metalhead chic in Driver's Ed. She hadn't satten near me in the last 2 classes, there were no seats. If she sits next to or near me next time, I'll say hi. Ok guys, what do I do. Do I go for my Russian chic again? Do I go for this other girl, whose cute, a little dumb, and a little bitchy, but overall ok? Or do I go for this really hot metalhead chic, who seems not to be a bitch at all? What do I do?!

[Village_Ideot]

Go for all of them and if you get more than 1 dump the other...except dont go for the nasty finger bleeder...so i guess just go for metalhead and russian and dump 1 if you get both

[T¹]

Blood always on her fingers? Where does she keep putting them?

No, not like that...

[Robby]

eww you sick sick boy.

quite funny tho

[Warren]

She bites her nails, it's gross, nearly no fingernails, and constant bleeding *shudders*. I'll say hi to the metalhead next time I get a chance, but if she does the "is someone talking to me?" thing, then forget it, but I don't think she will. I can see in her through how she asks, she hangs with the druggies, but doesn't want to be like them, just wants to be friends. Hey, a chic that likes Slipknot, what can be better?

[T¹]

Ugh. That sounds even worse.

[RICoder]

I thought this was about the Library Girl...

Where's paul?

[Paul]

watching the new star wars trailer at college.

[James S]

Forget Mrs. Russia, go for the metal head. She soudns better anyway. But just say hi one day. Then when you're out of the classroom wait for her by the door and walk with her a ways while you ask her out. You should never ask a girl out infront of other people, it's awkward and they think it might be to just show off that you did "score" later on or something. Don't become friends with her first, don't talk to her first except for hi. Just walk with her a ways and ask her out right from the beginning. She could very possibly say yes, if she does that then say "great, here's my number. I've got to go, call me when you get home!" and dart back the opposite way. You have to remember: leave on a high note whenever possible. That last impression that you leave on will stick with her more than you saying "hi" at the beginning of the conversation. If you leave like that on a high note she'll always remember that high note and think you're great regardless of anything else.
I think that approach would work very well for you, you should try it. Don't be shy or anything, don't work up to it and make it a big deal. just, tomorrow (!), execute the plan. Wait for her outside the door after class, walk with her down the hall and ask
"Uhm, hey, err..."
"hi, it's metalhead_girl"
"Metalhead_girl, cool. Would you like to go out with me sometime."
"... err, ya sure. Why not!"
"great, here's my number, my name's Warren. I've got to go now, but call me when you get home!"
"uh, ya... ya, great. I'll do that!"
It's the "catch them unawares" tactic and it really does work great. Don't say anything dumb like "I was wonder if ..." or "could I ask you something ..." or "Hi, I'm in your Driver's Ed. class, and..." Those are just dumb fillers that give the impression that you don't really know how to get to the point. Just get to the point quick and get out. If she says no then just say "cool, just thought I'd ask. See ya later."

[Paul]

[Warren]

That's some good advice Moose, I think I'll try that. The only problem is that we can't talk AT ALL in Driver's Ed, or we get screamed at. Also, she's been sitting in the front row, and I sit in the last (it's in the autotorium, movie theater type seats). And I don't know her name. I've seen her in school a few times, I don't know what classes she's in, I think she's a year older than me. And hopefully she's not in any sped classes. I'll try to get some info on her tomorrow and hopefully get to talk to her at Driver's Ed. We'll see!

[Paul]

[James S]

Don't write a note, that's lame. She won't know who it's from and she'll start to worry about everything. Usually the ugly people take the "write a note" approach since the first impression is then taken away from their appearance.