Trek on E4

[Matt Keys]

Paul, get a program called Morpheus. It uses the same user database as kazaa, but it doesnt screw with your browser. It is almost identical to kazaa in fact, just different logo.

[CheezBoy]

i like winmx () it is based on the napster software only problem is i find a hard time connecting to other ppl to d/l

[Paul]

wahey! its now 12:01am on the first day E4 will broadcast Star Trek!!!<br><br>and i will definitely woo (dont laugh) the girl i'm going on holday with. you'll see, i'll be da pimpin' ladies man, just like my evil arch-enemy moose

[Moose or Chuck]

Coo, Paul. Just nice sly complements, be a real gentlemen. That usually works. Unless she's a thug.

[Paul]

sir, you insult my maiden's honour.<br><br>*slaps moose with glove*<br><br>i challenge you to a duel!

[Moose or Chuck]

I accept!<br><br>*kaplow! Sound of falling body*<br><br>*MOOOOOOOOOOOOO*<br>Somehow, paul won... I don't know what happened, I feel so ashamed

[Paul]

easy

[Moose or Chuck]

The power of love is stronger than all else I suppose~~~~~~~~

[Paul]

ah... cant wait to get on the beach.<br><br>she'll be bouncing around in those tight bikini thingys while i watch from the shade with my high-powered binoculars...

[Moose or Chuck]

That's quite rude. She will see you, and that's not "wooing" her at all. That's getting bitch slapped.

[Paul]

i was joking. i think.

[Moose or Chuck]

No, you weren't joking. You were being all to serious. Another tip, don't joke around with her like that.

[Paul]

oh please moose, i know how to act around girls. its just getting over the first hurdle of starting the convo i'm having trouble with.

[Moose or Chuck]

I usually just get into the conversation at dinner and make a joke or two. Or any conversation that she's a part of. That let's her know that you do talk. Just try not to studder

[Paul]

shut up moose. you're starting to get annoying.