by David Horn » Apr 9, 2002 @ 10:59pm
I'm sure it wasn't you. [Quiet, comforting voice]
You would want to go back to school, wouldn't you? [Comforting hand gestures]
There's no reason for you to torch the school is there?
So you can put down the petrol and matches, can't you?
There, you feel better now, don't you. [Makes subtle hand gesture behind back]
"Suspect is unarmed. Bravo team: move in. GO, GO!"
Lucky you, or unlucky you, depending on your opinion.
Crosswind technique: "Using your peripheral vision, react to body movements, gasps, groans, and shouts from the other side of the cockpit, and always remember that it's better to be lucky than good."