Lucky people who can actually get girls...
I'm so unpopular that I once went to a dance and asked someone to dance (that's not the bad part

). Anyway, I had to leave in the middle of the song, so I politely excused myself and went to the bathroom before I hit the road. Anyway, I was on the way back from the bathroom when I heard some girls talking about how they felt sorry for the person I'd danced with because she had to dance with me

. That's gotta help with my self-esteem, doesn't it?