Just admit that the North won the Civil War, already!
Anyways, America invented baseball and is better than anyone else at it (except maybe Canada or Fidel Castro in Cuba

). The same thing applies for (American) football, except Am. football is even more centralized in the U.S. And basketball, well, that's of course an olympic game and we kick butt!
The USA is inferior to other nations in soccer (a.k.a. Association Football... Assoc... soc... soccer...), mostly because of the stereotypical soccer moms. They cause the sport to be pathetic! Referees think, at least on the highschool level, that playing aggressively is committing some sort of foul. This makes pathetic adult players who learn
later that soccer is actually
supposed to be aggressive, so they are at a disadvantage as far as skill since they are trying to catch up to everyone else.
Die, Palm, Die. If that offended you, then get rid of your Palm OS device.