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Germany may ban violent computer games!


Germany may ban violent computer games!

Postby Warren » May 10, 2002 @ 4:03am

Attention Shapeshifter, Accolon, and any others that live in Germany! ACHTUNG!

Read this!

Also here,

On July 12, German parliament will be voting on a system to ban violent computer games. We all know that violent computer games don't make us violent, but people who don't play computer games think they are disgusting. We all know this endless debate, so if you want to discuss, go ahead, but obviously, computer games don't affect us.
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Postby Courtney White » May 10, 2002 @ 4:11am

Uhh ohh.. Now when the teacher takes your PPC, Eike, and finds that you were playing snails.. you'd better hope that the "They don't die, they just turn into stars" bit works.

:roll: Jesh, thats stupid.. hope it doesn't pass.
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Postby Solarix » May 10, 2002 @ 5:58am

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Postby benkenobi0 » May 10, 2002 @ 6:10am

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Postby TechMage » May 10, 2002 @ 8:28am

Eike (ShapeShifter) two weeks after violent games are banned:

Eike: Must kill!!!
Teacher: What Eike?
Eike: MUST KILL!!!
Teacher: Thats not funny Eike.
Eike: NEED BLOOD, must have quake.
Teacher: Oh, you want a nes-quake (coco drink).
Eike: YES, QUAKE GOOOOOOD! BLOOD! KILL! KILL!
Teacher: *goes and makes Eike a nes-quake*
Teacher: Here you go Eike. Here is your quake.
Eike: QUAKE! *Eike then realizes, that the teacher misunderstood him, and becomes furious*
Eike: Me want QUAKE! QUAKE! BLOOD! GUTS!
*Eike continues chanting for hours and the teacher calls the german police. The Police soon arrive*
Police Officer 1: God, what have we done? This is the 200th kid to go insane this day!
*Eike grabs a metal chair*
Police Officer 2: Put it down Eike!
Eike: QUAKE! QUAKE! BLOOD! BLOOD!
*Eike hurtles the chair at PO1*
Police Officer 1: Just calm down, Eike! We will get you some help. Just settle down.
*Eike equipts himself with two sharp pencils*
Eike: BLOOD! ME NEED BLOOD!
*Eike stabs the teacher repeadly in the eyes*
*The teacher screams*
*PO1 and PO2 draw their guns and fire*
*Both bullets hit Eike and put two holes in his stomache, but have no effect*
Eike: NO, ME CAN'T DIE, THIS ONLY FIRST LEVEL!
*Eike charges at the two police officers as they open fire on him*
*Eike stabs PO1 in the balls with a pencil*
Police Officer 1: AHHHHH!!!!
*PO1 falls to the floor holding his nads, crying like a baby*
*Eike grabs PO1's gun and open fires on the PO2, The dying teacher, and the kids in class*
PO2: I'm hit, I'm hit!
*After being shot in the head, PO2, falls dead*
*Eike finishes off everybody in class, while almost collapsing from the 20 bullet holes in him*
Eike: YEAH! ME FINISHED LEVEL 1!
*Eike falls over dead*
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Postby Loki » May 10, 2002 @ 12:29pm

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Postby BurningSheep » May 10, 2002 @ 12:36pm

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Postby Loki » May 10, 2002 @ 12:38pm

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Postby Michael Y » May 10, 2002 @ 3:33pm

Germans shouldn't ban violent games. After all, if there wasn't a Germany, then there wouldn't have been a Wolfenstein 3D!
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Postby accolon » May 10, 2002 @ 6:06pm

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Postby RICoder » May 10, 2002 @ 6:15pm

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Postby accolon » May 10, 2002 @ 6:47pm

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Postby BurningSheep » May 10, 2002 @ 7:29pm

Do you want custom Snails levels? Click
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Postby accolon » May 10, 2002 @ 7:31pm

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Postby sponge » May 10, 2002 @ 8:48pm

holy internets batman.
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