Library Girl Thread

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It's actually bigger than 11 forums, and catching up on a 12th.

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'Nuff said.

[Courtney White]

links broken.. use www.Liquid2k.com , its much better

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Better fix (I think...) make it a txt file! Loaded up the page out of nowhere in IE and it works.

[Paul]

great series called dogma tv. this is the first time i've seen it - seems to be a kinda anthology of stories. this ones a goodie:

a library girl type gets her A Level results off the board at college and talks to her friends then sees the guy like me look at his results and walk away alone. so she looks at him concerned (could she really like him?!) and has a look at his results - all A's like hers... so she turns to him and hes staring so he runs off.

she chases him through college and uses a shortcut to cut him off. when she gets him she pushes him on the floor and what came next was brilliant. she launches into a great speech (wish i'd taped this) about what a geek loser he is and how he disgusts her and when hes all alone and geeky at university, she'll be all that keeps him from killing himself - imagining her face, even if it does wrinkle with digust at the sight of him. she gives him some money to 'buy some razor blades' haha

so he goes off home with his mum and decides no more pussy-footing - hes gonna go to the leaving party. his mum actually gives him condoms haha. anyway, the guy on the door wont let him in coz hes a skinny nerdy fuck and hes saying "i'm 18 really" then lg turns up from inside the building and it pans down to her tits and she says "like my breasts? thats the closest you'll ever come to them!" then she denies she knows him so he still cant get in!

so he goes to a pub and cant get a drink so an old woman takes pity on him and gets him somthing and he ends up playing dominoes with her and her mates. then a hooker comes in wanting a drink and the landlord tells her to fuck off. the kid follows her with the condoms and asks her to have sex with him coz its "his birthday" and hes "all alone" but the old woman turns up saying "be gentleman enough to see i get home okay" and he takes her home!

yes you guessed, he goes to the 50year old fat ass womans place, drinks and chats about lonlieness and stuff and ... BLEUGH!!! they paused right before they got it on then continued the programme with her buttoning up her blouse and him lying on the sofa crying! turns out he couldnt get it up or some shit coz shes so fuckin old and horrible. hahahaha. what a loser. this aint all though guys.

the womans granddaughter comes home and its... LIBRARY GIRL!! hahaha. her bf dumped her so shes pissed.... sees the guy and her the nan says he "helped me get home safely" and gets some coffee for them... lg came home coz shes lonely apparently... aww poor girl "looked after my nan?" she says... kisses the guy... appologises and all that crap... could it be shes starting to see the error of her ways? and then she says how lame it is hes a virgin and all that stuff and he says "when i lose my virginity itll be with someone fucking lovely!" hahaha so shes sitting there stunned and he leaves.

so he goes outside throws his anorak away in a skip, realises hes COLD then gets it out again and walks away into the night! brilliant.

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[Courtney White]

[James S]

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[Warren]

^-- Quite inappropriate Courtney! Oh wait, this is PM, ok, it's fine .

I went camping this weekend, got a few looks from some girls, but the place was packed full of 12-14 year old girls that claim they're 16-18 . Actually, there was this one really cute girl that kept looking at me throughout the weekend, only at the end did I find out that she was 12! *shudders*

Doesn't Paul actually have a picture of library girl? He was supposed to scan it in sometime.

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[brendan]

[Matt Keys]

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