Matthew James Keys is 17 today!

by **James S** » Jul 17, 2002 @ 8:04pm

Oh, ya, real great. With that Alz Heimers I'm sure you'll be having a kickin' good time in your new body.

Did you know that Alzheimers is caused by drinking milk? That's right, the iron and lead that is in milk blocks the passages in your brain.

by **James S** » Jul 17, 2002 @ 8:06pm

Matt, you know where you need to go for dinner tonight? You need to just call up Keira and take her out to Bennigans for a nice dinner. That place is awesome! Order a couple beers, they don't card at Bennigans (it's a well known fact), and just kick back and relax. Let the alcohol take you for the entire night.

That Monte Cristo at Bennigans is pretty good, but you can't go wrong with the chinken strips. I don't like their Steak and Shrimp though, the shrimp has this weird mexican salsa thing it's been basted and grilled in and it tastes like yack.

by **Mike Bannick** » Jul 17, 2002 @ 8:12pm

It would be damn funny if you got busted at bennigans for underaged drinking moose.

Website · by **Paul** » Jul 17, 2002 @ 8:13pm

take lots of pictures for us. maybe keira can give you a lap dance or something?

hmm... maybe pictures are a bad idea.

by **James S** » Jul 17, 2002 @ 8:41pm

If you ask for a beer and then card you they can't do anything except say, "Sorry hun, you're too yung. Why don't I get choo a Pop instead?"

by **Pam** » Jul 17, 2002 @ 8:49pm

Yeah, you know, happy birthday and stuff.

Pam

by **James S** » Jul 17, 2002 @ 9:06pm

LOL! I never thought Pam would say something like that!

by **(TSC)Bender** » Jul 17, 2002 @ 9:28pm

by **James S** » Jul 17, 2002 @ 9:46pm

by **BurningSheep** » Jul 17, 2002 @ 9:50pm

by **James S** » Jul 17, 2002 @ 10:07pm

LOL, okay maybe some SLIGHTLY bad advice... whatever

by **Mike Bannick** » Jul 17, 2002 @ 10:09pm

not too many big german guys around here

by **James S** » Jul 17, 2002 @ 10:23pm

Ya, most German people I know a tiny. I don't know any fat German people.

Matthew James Keys is 17 today!

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