Ok, you people want news? I'll give you news! At work, there's this woman (in her 30's), and OMG is she hot! She's from Poland (see, the only hot chics here are from other places, and there are hot chics in Poland!). She always says hi to me with a smile. I told my dad (who works there) that she came into the Deblock room (I don't feel like explaining why), and immediately, my dad said "hey, isn't [name]
nice? She's from Poland", and I was like "yes" and my dad said "it's the hair" and I said "well, it's pretty much everything, and the hair (which is dirty-blond)". So that's my news. There's this technician chic that I've known for YEARS, and whenever she sees me, she ALWAYS has to say hi, and if I'm sitting working, she'll rub my shoulders and stuff...

At least she likes me

(she's in her 20's).