I'm sorry but I just found out that Peter Balogh was shot to death by 999 angry Handango customers. Apparently they all tried to return their copy of Snails after they had owned it for a while. Handango refused to refund them, because they all tried to return their copies of Snails the same day. Handango told the customers to contact the game authors about this problem. After Peter's email was flooded with return requests for Snails, he naturally assumed that someone had spammed him, 999 times. He replied to all of the emails, saying that the spammer is an ass hole, and to never contact him again unless he (the spammer) wants a trojan on his computer. After the customers read such a horrible reply from Peter Balogh, they naturally went balistic. A web page with the title of "Get revenge on that mother f**ker named Peter Balogh" that only lasted 4 hours was put up within minutes by one of the angry customers. Soon the customers found where Peter lived by researching his posts on Pocket Matrix and using whois. In a mad frenzy all of the angry customers hoped on planes and flew to Peter's house. He was shot 999 times.
I immediately contacted Randall to see what he thought of this horrible trajety. Apparently Randall was emailed those 999 return requests also. He just never read them because he was buisy screwing Pamala Anderson in Hollywood. Apparently Pamala is a huge fan of Snails and she met Randall while he was casting Snails the cartoon. Randall feels horrible about this whole thing but he said, "on the flip side, since Peter's dead and he won't get any money from Snails, it means more money for me!"
