"I'll take the blonde next to it however" I
KNEW you were going to say that!! That's why I picked that picture! Well, I never see ANY Corrados here, except at VW shows. I may see one on the road, like once or twice a month, MUCH rarer than a Porsche Boxster, that's because people are too conservative here. That's why I really doubt the MINI will sell good in the US, because Americans don't like small Euro cars, just like how Shapeshifter mocks the BMW C1. Oh, about that air intake, I've seen that a million times, there's a trick to it. You buy a fake air intake, make a big hole in the hood where the intake's gonna be, attach a flat (flat rectangular) metal pipe to it, and run it to the air filter. Quite cheap. If you don't want to do that, just buy a fake one and glue it to the hood, they look real (until you open the hood), and are real nice. If I get a MINI COOPER (as you probably know, the new Mini Cooper is spelled all caps, whereas the old one is not, it makes it easier), I'd HAVE to get adjustable shocks to lower it to probably 1" ground clearance, but because we have big pot holes and stuff, I'd have to get an electric one that you can adjust from inside the car (I've seen it a million times at VW shows, and Peugeot in Europe makes those too, although I doubt they'll fit in the MINI, they're only made for Peugeots). The MINI would look SO cool super lowered. What model is your dad getting? The MINI One, normal MINI, or MINI S? I need the MINI S, because it comes with all the options I want standard for cheaper (like the GPS with LCD screen, LIKE A PPC!), and comes with 160hp, AND has an air intake on the hood! AND racing bucket seats! AND white racing strips just like the old Mini! I like the blue one (Cloud 9 color). And remember, MINI is owned and ran by BMW, so if you hate BMW, that means you hate MINI!!! AHH! That means you have to take back what you said about BMW

Plus the interior of the MINI is awesome. The wheel wells on the MINI are quite big, so maybe 19" wheels will fit in there, that would be too good. I'd like the get those wheels I recommended to you, I can't remember the name, I can easily look it up, they're white (I'd HAVE to get white wheels for the MINI) 5-spoke racing wheels, but only come in 18", which is still huge enough (in 19", or even in 18", if you go over a pot hole too fast, you can dent the wheel :-/ ) OMG! I just got a great idea, put colored tape (same color as car) over part of the headlight to make it look real mean. I've seen this a trillion times at VW shows, but it'll look SOO much better on a super lowered with super big wheels MINI. Man, now I can't decide between the BMW 325ti Compact, or the MINI COOPER S! Well, I'd rather have the BMW, because it's bigger, and more useful in the real world, but the MINI is so much funner, but the BMW is faster with more ESP type of systems, but the MINI has a big wheel base so handling is the same as the BMW, but the BMW! but the MINI!! AHH!!! I can't decide!!!! AHH! Well, if BMW isn't going to sell the Compact in the US, then the decision is easy.

Hey 999, I'm going to LA in August! Maybe I'll see yer Corrado!